Angry Karen Cracker T-Shirt

Angry Karen Cracker T-Shirt

She’s not racist, she “just has concerns.”

Introducing the ultimate uniform for those who have absolutely had it with neighborhood watch energy, parking lot standoffs, and unsolicited 911 calls over harmless joy. This shirt is a hilarious roast of America’s most fragile warrior—the Angry Karen Cracker.

She’s mad. She’s loud. She’s clutching her pearls over your barbecue, your music, your Blackness, your existence. And this tee? It’s your way of saying: “Pipe down, Karen—we’re not in the mood today. Or ever.”

Perfect for:

• Side-eyes at Trader Joe’s
• Unapologetic Black joy
• Making her unseasoned potato salad even saltier

👕 100% cotton, 100% over it
🧂 Lightly toasted, heavily shaded

Get yours now and let ‘em know:
We see her. We hear her. We just don’t care.
And yes—The Angry Karen Cracker is big mad.