Coons Defending Angry Crackers T-Shirt

Coons Defending the Angry Crackers T-Shirt
Because every villain needs a sidekick... and some come with a tap dance.

For those special folks who rush to defend the oppressors faster than they defend their own mama, this shirt is the perfect clapback. While The Crackers Are Angry, here come the Coons—capes on, knees dusty, and ready to both-sides the revolution.

This T-shirt calls it like it is:
The allies of oppression always come dressed like us, talk like us, and love to say, “Well actually...” whenever the truth gets too spicy. But don’t worry, this tee isn’t for them—it’s for those of us who see it, call it, and refuse to stay silent while somebody shuffles for scraps.

Perfect for:

• Cookouts with selective guest lists

• Group chats where we vent about “you know who”

• Shaking the table with zero apologies

👕 Soft fabric, hard truths
🧹 Not safe for respectability politics or soft-shoe sympathizers

Let your shirt do the talking:
They may defend the Crackers—but we’re defending the culture.