🍗 "No More BBQ Invites – The Crackers Are Angry" Hoodie 🍗
You know the vibe. For years, Black folks have been handing out honorary BBQ invites like Oprah—“You get a plate! You get a plate!” But now? Nah. The cookout is closed, the playlist is private, and the potato salad has gone into witness protection. 😤
This Hoodie is for the unapologetically Black, culturally petty, and BBQ-bouncer-certified. It's a hilarious clapback to folks who thought allyship was a personality trait but folded quicker than a lawn chair at sunset. Wear it loud. Wear it proud. And if somebody squints too hard trying to read it? They weren’t invited anyway.
Perfect for:
Petty cookout season
Canceling honorary invites with style
Group chats titled “Don’t Post This”
👕 100% cotton, 100% unbothered
🥩 Pairs well with ribs, eye rolls, and generational shade.
Get yours today and let ‘em know: the grill is hot, but the invites are ice cold.
Want me to make a short tagline version for social media too?
