The Crackers Are Angry Hoodie

⚖️ The Crackers Are Angry Hoodie ⚖️

Because when we do it, it’s a crime—when they do it, it’s “complicated.”

This tee is for the folks who are tired of the double standards. One group gets the benefit of the doubt, tearful interviews, and GoFundMe sympathy. The other? Headlines before handcuffs, guilty before trial, and judged before facts.

The Crackers Are Angry—not because we did anything wrong, but because we dare to exist, thrive, and call out the hypocrisy.

Wear it when:

• You're done explaining why you're "so angry"
• You're not here to be the bigger person

You're matching energy, not respectability politics

👕 100% truth, 0% filter
🧂 Comes pre-seasoned with facts they’ll pretend not to understand

Let your hoodie say what history’s been screaming:

They get innocence until proven otherwise—we get suspicion until proven dead.

And for some reason? The Crackers Are Angry.